stop watching me

So I live off an expressway where theres constant traffic, perfect place for a huge billboard right! Wrong. I have to stare at whatever they decide to put up for a good month long, it makes a pretty interesting conversation piece. For well over 3 months now I've been watched...by the geico money guy. Its pretty fucking creepy.

take a look for yourself.

oremor!

88 mph!

"The other day after smoking a quick bowl packs and feeling pretty lifted, a friend asked me, 'What does it feel like to be high?', unfortunately my friend had never smoked and been enlightened by the feeling of being 'high'. So I casually put some thought into it, the only thing I could think of in response was a simple reply of 'I don't know, I guess, pretty awesome.' And I thought to myself, 'Pretty awesome?! Is that the best you got, Sam?? You've had a steady relationship with Maryjane since you were in the 8th grade and thats the only explanation you have for your virgin-lungged friend?!' Never have I had such disappointment in my explanation of the feeling that my true love provides me. So, I went home, and I sat, munched on some popcorn and gulped down a cold gatorade, and I thought about how I was feeling at that exact moment. I had come to the conclusion that being high, it is to be like a child; to perceive events with clarity; to look into the gates of paradise; to completely enjoy whatever you might be doing; to smile so hard that your jaw muscles get tired. Being high is to laugh at the silliest or even dumbest things; to understand things that have seemed absurd before; to have the aloofness of a cat; to afford a kinship with shamans and kings of ancient cultures. Being high makes life seem terribly good. Being high is simply grand."

-guest writer sammy jane

THC WAY TO BE

I was browsing around the web when I came across a chemistry website that wasn't filled with complete bullshit! Its refreshing to see intellectual people and their understanding of marijuana.

Heres some boring history facts and not so boring benefits to wrap your mind around.

• "Egyptians in the Middle Ages, gardens of Cannabis were present through out the city of Cairo. The Koran explicitly banned the use of alcohol, but did not mention Cannabis.(perfect)"
• "When Napoleon invaded Egypt his soilders went back to France they told many stories of the amazing “hash” and its wonderful effects."
• "In the early 19th century Cannabis came to the United States, but was soon ban by the Federal Bureau of Narcotics because Harry J. Anslinger"(king douchebag!) had a personal vendetta against the drug because of his extremely small penis and lack of anulingus.
• "But in the 1920s THC became a major product in medical research, then money ran out and laws were passed to stop the use of THC."

And yes the benefits are fucking amazing. Take a look, then take this pill.

1. "As an antiemetic to control nausea and vomiting associated with cancer chemotherapy."
2. "As an antiemetic to control nausea and vomiting associated with the use of drugs for controlling the spread of the AIDS virus; without which patients could regurgitate the nausea inducing drugs before being properly absorbed by the body."
3. "To retard or reverse the weight reduction syndrome of AIDS."
4. "To control seizures in patients suffering from epilepsy."
5. "To reduce pressure within the eyes associated with glaucoma."
6. "To alleviate muscle spasms associated with multiple sclerosis."
7. "To alleviate pain and muscle spasms for paraplegics and quadriplegics. (Karl Harrison)"

For more info check the website out for yourself.

www.itech.dickinson.edu

Great Picture in "how to roll a blunt"

1. Get a blunt, or phillie or white owl, or your dads fancy cigar.

2. Get the outter leaf out. (use some spit if needed)

3. Cut that bad boy right down the middle

4. Gut it out that nasty tobacco.

5. Insert god's creation into the blunt

6. Wrap that outter leaf back in your majestic piece (more spit will do you good)

7. PUFF PUFF HOORAYYYY